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June 2005
MacGuffin's Crime Prevention Tips
De-escalate tense situations by suggesting you have a common fear of Carrot Top.Read on...Tom Cruise for the Xbox
Coming sooner than we thought.Read on...Grammar Cop: I Wanna Hold Your Ham
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...Spoilt Brats
An original piece commissioned by The Independent (UK). Humorous parts removed to satisfy space issues....Read on...Diddy's Daddy Tips
Sean P. Diddy Puff Combs offers tips on fatherhood from the confines of a black rectangle which is slowly crushing him to death.Read on...Grammar Cop: Coney Island Crime Spree
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...AOL Chat With Stevie Wonder
MODERATOR: Go ahead RugaTugg22.Read on...Why Our SWAT Team Needs A Monkey
Monkeys are disarming. Criminals are often armed. Therefore, monkeys can disarm criminals.Read on...Shakespeare Decides To Iron His Pants
No skill at wit nor craft at jest could strong enough be to overcome the outrageous provocation of pants unsmoothed.Read on...The Ultimate Wealth-Building Pitch Letter
The life you want is right there...You can even demand that Melrose Place actress Lisa Rinna make pasta for you. Every day. Wearing only boxing gloves and a swastika. Read on...Oddly popular amongst legal professionals.
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