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May 2005
Grammar Cop: Swiss Miss
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...Why Native American Pizza Franchises Fail
Why all Navajo Dominos are doomed to fail.Read on...Effects Of Toilet Water On The LG VX-7000 Cellular Phone
This is one in a string of tests of electronic devices conducted by 9-Month Old Scientist, coming right on the heels of the groundbreaking Effects Of A Hardwood Floor On The Logitech Harmony Remote Control, the notable Aerodynamic Properties Of Battery-Operated Devices and the memorable Potential Hazards Of Diaper Cream On Sony Portable CD Players.Read on...Wherein Radar Invites Me To Marquee, Which Sucketh
The Marquee scene is predominantly Guys Who Chew Gum Whilst Drinking and Women Who Finger-Floss Their Hair. Same as it was the last time I was there. People I wouldn't throw a life-preserver to.Read on...Grammar Cop: Where Old Porkers Go
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...Please Come To Cannibal Island
On Cannibal Island you will experience a paradise that has not changed in hundreds of years; aside from the no more cannibalism, of course. You can stroll the pathways to the top of Foreign Scream Mountain - where many a condemned visitor took their last breath until cannibalism was frowned upon, as it is now.Read on...Notes From An Undisciplined Wine Taster
McIlroy Cellars 1999 Aquarius Ranch Chardonnay Lots going on here. Citrus. Vanilla. Butter. Very floral nose. Deep. Quite enjoyable. Can't stop drinking it.Read on...Grammar Cop: Justice Meted Out
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...Deposition
Deposition by Lou Bagetta, who is immortal, regarding Joe Gusto, the Mob's worst hit-man.Read on...What's On The Cards
Until recently, the idea of a card for your mother's new boyfriend's birthday or celebrating your friend's divorce might have been considered outrageous, ridiculous, absurd. Not any more. Read on...A workplace distraction since 2003.
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