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March 2005
My Porn Library
In Denial of Long-Term Consequences, Vol. 4Read on...Internet Explorer Plug-Ins You Don't Need
Uncle Desmond Simulates Alzheimer's by opening random web pages, randomizing passwords and filling your bathtub with pillows.Read on...Grammar Cop: You Chuck's Bitch?
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...A Public Message From Sean P. Diddy Combs
TiVo or Die!Read on...eBay: The Marchond Jones Edition Macintosh
Your chance to own a collector's item.Read on...Grammar Cop: When The Proofreader's Code 7
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...Impulse Bride Weekly
Read on...So, You Want To Be A Germ Freak
While most of us quaff martinis and laugh at each other's jokes, the truly accomplished germ-phobic isn't so easily distracted. He's thinking about the olives: The bartender touched the olives with the same hands she takes money with. There's probably a trace of pee on them.Read on...Grammar Cop: He's The Juan Who Likes Refried Beans In Cannes
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...A workplace distraction since 2003.
Entries:
- Closet Testimonials - Julie
- Grammar Cop: Go Speed Eraser, Go!
- Closet Testimonials - Mike
- F.A.Q.: Why Is Your Playground On Top Of A Cemetery?
- Script from the beginning & end of my soap opera career
- Free Estimates
- Welcome, First-Timers.
- Radio Interview Tips
- Real and Virtual Appearances
- Book Report: Launch Day
Comments:
- Angie B. on Grammar Cop: Go Speed Eraser, Go!
- Brad Zimmerman on Grammar Cop: Go Speed Eraser, Go!
- Terry Pankhurst on The Cons of November
- Linda Chamberlain on Tiffany & Co. Glass Apple My Father Didn't Want
- ScreamingPepper on F.A.Q.: Why Is Your Playground On Top Of A Cemetery?
- Heather on Closet Testimonials - Mike
- Josh on Grammar Cop: Go Speed Eraser, Go!
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