From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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March 2005

My Porn Library

In Denial of Long-Term Consequences, Vol. 4Read on...

Internet Explorer Plug-Ins You Don't Need

Uncle Desmond Simulates Alzheimer's by opening random web pages, randomizing passwords and filling your bathtub with pillows.Read on...

Grammar Cop: You Chuck's Bitch?

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

A Public Message From Sean P. Diddy Combs

TiVo or Die!Read on...

eBay: The Marchond Jones Edition Macintosh

Your chance to own a collector's item.Read on...

Grammar Cop: When The Proofreader's Code 7

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

Impulse Bride Weekly

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So, You Want To Be A Germ Freak

While most of us quaff martinis and laugh at each other's jokes, the truly accomplished germ-phobic isn't so easily distracted. He's thinking about the olives: The bartender touched the olives with the same hands she takes money with. There's probably a trace of pee on them.Read on...

Grammar Cop: He's The Juan Who Likes Refried Beans In Cannes

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...



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