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February 2005
Travis Bickle On Broadway
How our taxi driver made Saturday night memorable.Read on...eBay: Please Buy My Sweater
It's white because it's made with white sheep wool. It's thick, so it's great for cold weather or Bikram yoga. If you wear it with a pair of Ray Ban tortoise shell sunglasses you'll look like Mickey Rourke in "A Prayer For The Dying", a horrible film.Read on...Grammar Cop: What's in the Pu Pu?
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...Dear Person Who Hacked Paris Hilton's Cell Phone
"Because of what you did to Ms. Hilton, other folks were hurt or placed in harm's way. Ashlee Simpson might get a call reminding her that she's a fraud perpetrating a joke on the song-downloading public. Ditto Lindsay Lohan. And Lauren Popeil, heiress to Ronco, might be hounded by people upset that her dad's Food Dehydrator is a piece of crap."Read on...Aelfred of Dunwoody Recalls a Viking Incursion at Wal-Mart, 848 AD.
As the gardening aisle braced for the onslaught of these merciless philistines we could hear the blood-curdling screams of the unfortunates who had taken refuge in the CD section. The Vikings slaughtered them to a man, and in their berserk fury did destroy a multitude of CDs in a section that spanned from John Mayer to White Stripes.Read on...Grammar Cop: Dan Quayle's Legacy
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...Message Threads From The Negligent Parent Forum
How can I stop my baby from teething? Where’s a good place to learn my kidren? How do u...Read on...The Starbucks Glossary
Abridged.Read on...Not for the marginally literate.
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