From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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January 2005

Grammar Cop: Tae Kwan, Doh

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

The Platinum MetroCard

With the Platinum MetroCard you'll not only enjoy all the traditional benefits standard MetroCard holders enjoy, you'll enjoy unprecedented class and service - the subway is your oyster.Read on...

Professor Morley's Scientific Conclusions Regarding Bees

A bee can not support the weight of a portrait of Harriet Tubman.Read on...

Why the face?

The trauma of pureed vegetables.Read on...

The Apple iPad

Meet iPad, the newest innovation from Apple, designed exclusively for your dad.Read on...

The State Of Our Union Address

An original piece in the Feb 2005 issue of Glamour. Reaching out to the ladies.Read on...

Grammar Cop: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow?

Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...

I Do (for the time being)

Ashton wheels his beloved anywhere she wants to go without complaint, which would be pointless because her hearing went a few years ago. When they kiss, there is an electricity in the air, caused in part by Demi's polyester gown.Read on...

France Dispatch: Phrasing Questions Properly

How to make sure you get exactly what you want.Read on...

Poland Dispatch: New Year's Eve In The Village

Celebrating Sylvester, way out here.Read on...



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