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December 2004
Poland Dispatch: The German Poo-Shelf Toilet
From the people who brought us jet engines and superior armored vehicles.Read on...Poland Dispatch: The Ostrich
The ostrich has the timid demeanor of Michael Jackson with the expressionless face of Brendan Fraser. It can be described as a small beanbag chair perched on two corn stalks with a vacuum hose neck and Nerf football head. They have very large eyes that they use to take in the world around them - which, judging from their behavior, they don't really understand all too well.Read on...Poland Dispatch: Sign Language Lady
Who's that girl?Read on...Scenarios That Suggest You're Getting Whacked
Knowing when it's over.Read on...The Power of Punctuation
Nothing comma between me and momma.Read on...Grammar Cop: She Aura Know Better
Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...Excerpts from Legends of Blandor
From the world's least popular fantasy novel.Read on...Not afraid of the bigger words.
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