From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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November 2004

There's Something About "Mary"

Two months' worth of correspondence tormenting a West African con man.Read on...

Grammar Cop: Flat Tie? He's Your Best Fiend.

Banterist Department of CorrectionsRead on...

Cats Do Not Like Change

With their preference for routine, it's quite understandable that many cats are troubled by the appearance of new humans in the household. When presented with such dramatic change they react in one of two ways: 1) They hide under the bed or behind furniture, 2) They eat the dramatic change.Read on...

Dear Lady Squatting In Our Midst

Our time together was brief, but somehow it seemed like an eternity. Perhaps because the image will be with us long after the earth is swallowed by a supernova. Read on...

Grammar Cop: The Lefts Lane Is For Passing

Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...

The Political Capital MasterCard

With the MBNA Political Capital MasterCard, every dollar spent or vote received will earn you one Political Capital Point. You can use your points for valuable travel, hotel and shopping rewards, or simply to further your mandate. Even better, Political Capital Points can be transferred into most Frequent Flyer and 527 Group accounts. With Political Capital Points, how you use them is up to you!Read on...

A Day In The Love Life Of An A-List Celebrity

11:28a: He approaches as I'm eating a carrot. Small talk. He brushes my elbow! It feels electric. I ask Annette to issue a press release hinting there may once again be love on the horizon for me.Read on...

Regarding Our Pending Election Fiasco

The day's potential for sheer nonsense is something even our brilliantly prescient Founding Fathers could never have predicted: A veritable poopstorm of half-wits swarming the polls, eager to pull levers and dimple chads not because they have any particular thoughts about anything, but because someone told them to.Read on...