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May 2004
The Starfleet Academy Rejection Letter
For the Trekkie who hasn't been rejected enough.Read on...Elisabeth Kubler Ross Watching The Sopranos
On Death and Dying On HBORead on...News For Pigeons
All the fair and balanced news that's fit to print, for pigeons.Read on...The Apprentice, M.E.
"In retrospect, I should not have assumed in any way that your ability to win a song and dance competition, rodeo, obstacle course and home redecoration challenge would in any way be proof that you had talents, or indeed training, as a medical examiner."Read on...Unappeasable al Qaeda
"Add to this the insult of waiting nearly 30 minutes for Key Lime Pie, and there should be no doubt as to why we have begun martyrdom operations against your restaurant."Read on...The Forgiving Theatre Critic
"Knowing that McDaniels has been quite sad as of late makes me hesitant to point out such historical inaccuracies as his FDR having working legs."Read on...eBay: Appalling Flatware For Sale
There are many reasons you might wish to purchase the 75-piece set of amazingly heinous gold-plated Versace flatware I've recently come to possess through no fault of my own. Read on...Losing Your Hard Drive Is Like Taking A Nice Vacation
So hectic is our multi-gigabyte life we forget to sit back, relax, and lose all of our data.Read on...Oddly popular amongst insurance professionals.
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