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April 2004
An Open Letter To Elton John
Why the "American Idol" vote was not "incredibly racist" and why Sir John should be quiet more often.Read on...The M-7 Multi-Function Combat Shovel
Field Manual for the M-7 Multi-Function Combat Shovel.Read on...The Understandable Slim Shady
Eminem for the Lite-FM crowd.Read on...Us Weekly's al-Sadr Coverage
Usher may be the new Michael Jackson, but when it comes to bad boy antics, hottie Russell Crowe will have to take a back seat to the homicidal-frenzy-inspiring new kid on the block, Muqtada al Sadr. Even notorious naughty-girl Shannen Doherty would have her hands full with this fiery heartthrob. We're willing to bet our Uggs she'd be sweltering under a burqua before you could say Sharia. Read on...Hamas's Refreshing Orange Zionist Conspiracy Beverage
To all current and prospective retailers of Hamas' Refreshing Orange Zionist Conspiracy Beverage.Read on...Transcript of Bin Laden's 9/11 Testimony
Transcript of the al Qaeda Chairman's testimony before the 9/11 Commission. Read on...Advertising Strategy: Greater Balboa
From the Greater Balboa Ministry of Tourism & SuchRead on...Hey New York, Recycling's Back!
What can and can't be recycled.Read on...Oddly popular amongst legal professionals.
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