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March 2004
Saddam's Interrogation Logs
Excerpts from the ongoing interrogation of Saddam Hussein. One of the most popular McSweeney's pieces.Read on...A Note To The Dentist
An appointment reminder that's scarier than going to the dentist.Read on...Green Lit: Hollywood's Upcoming Pilots
A look at Hollywood's promising TV pilots currently in production.Read on...Grammar Cop: Semicolon Cleanser
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...FAQ: Why Israel Killed the Lord of The Rings Guy
Banterist explains Israel's assassination of Saruman the White (played by Christopher Lee).Read on...Eavesdropping, Pt 3.
Conversations overheard on the streets of New York.Read on...The Craigslist Euthanist Theory
Testing a theory about unspeakable job offers.Read on...Grammar Cop: Will They Except Cache?
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...Notes From A Playboy Party
Perhaps once a dream come true, but now I'd rather have slept.Read on...Imagining The First Date
Imagining the first date, solely and superficially based on the picture and bio blurb.Read on...Outsourcing US Jobs Overseas: Good, Bad or Ugly?
Years ago, for reasons even now I don't fully understand, I co-chaired a tutorial in political economic systems in a...Read on...The Pay-O-Matic Logo Meeting
An imagined transcript from the Pay-O-Matic logo brainstorm. Read on...Moving Osama
Helpful Moving Tips For Fugitive Islamist Lunatics One Month Before: -Start shopping around for moving companies as soon as...Read on...Really Old Gossip
The discovery of an old folder of notes prompts the recollection of a summer spent with celebrities, many moons ago.Read on...Grammar Cop: Illegal Possession
Banterist Department of Corrections.Read on...Nigerian Mad Libs
The World's Most Advanced Nigerian Con Email Generator.Read on...Book Your Flight to 1232 AD
The Saudi PR machine falls on its face.Read on...What's Wrong With This Picture?
When life is a little too cheap.Read on...World's favorite P. Diddy site.
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- Grammar Cop: Steady Doesn't It
- The Headline That Wasn't - 05.27.2010
- The Limited Worldview of Cheap Cereal
- I Was In Vietnam Too: A True Story
- Grammar Cop: National Don't Move Show at Javits Center
- Somebody Saw Something, Said Something
- The Headline That Wasn't - 05.11.2010
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- David Foxdove on China Dispatch: Using the Squat Toilet
- manymopars on eBay: Playboy. In Braille.
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- Anonymous on Outsourcing US Jobs Overseas: Good, Bad or Ugly?
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