From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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November 2003

Real Guerilla Marketing

This ad for fracturedatlas.org has been appearing for some time in Backstage the newspaper for actors (and by proxy,...Read on...

Grammar Cop: Nut Guilty

Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...

It's The Economy, Snoopy

Dogs are very important to the economy in New York. I don't suppose many people realize this. I hadn't realized...Read on...

Saints George

I stand corrected, I guess it was a crusade after all....Read on...

Grammar Cop: Blindside

Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...

SWF Seeks Oblivious WM

Monica Lewinsky is learning the hard way (pun intended) that going down on Heads of State can be hazardous to...Read on...

Green Card Blues

The prevailing myth among those who have never experienced the U.S. Immigration & Naturalization Service first hand is that when you marry an American you are simply issued a Green Card and all is well. That's not exactly true.Read on...

Grammar Cop: Glass Dismissed

Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...

'Twas Forty Nights Before Christmas...

Lamenting a Holiday Season that begins right after the Holiday Season.Read on...

Grammar Cop: Spell Check

Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...

Memo Re: "The Reagans"

Selected items from the Moonves Memo regarding the reasons behind CBS cancelling "The Reagans": 'Kill 'em all and let God...Read on...

Immigraffiti

On Election Day last week, I opined that we might be a little too accommodating of folks who didn't...Read on...

Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself

"My client professes his innocence. And when I look in the mirror and see his eyes, I just have to...Read on...

Grammar Cop: Big Mistake

Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...

Doctor Who?

Colleges that never existed and the people who've graduated from them.Read on...

Grammar Cop: Fare-ly Stupid

Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...

Eavesdropping, Part II

Conversations overheard on the streets of New York.Read on...

Grammar Cop, Foreign Office

Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...

Dear Cyclist Whom I Will Be Beating

I am not certain of the circumstances that will lead to you, the cyclist, being beaten by me, the pedestrian,...Read on...

America, The Accommodating

I noticed this yesterday while voting. While I think it's important for folks to get out and vote, I...Read on...

Grammar Cop Hits The Street

Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...

Nextel: Dumb.

Like many folks, I am annoyed by loud, one-sided mobile phone conversations conducted by individuals around me on sidewalks, in...Read on...



Quite often funnier than Garfield.



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