From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.
November 2003
Real Guerilla Marketing
This ad for fracturedatlas.org has been appearing for some time in Backstage the newspaper for actors (and by proxy,...Read on...Grammar Cop: Nut Guilty
Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...It's The Economy, Snoopy
Dogs are very important to the economy in New York. I don't suppose many people realize this. I hadn't realized...Read on...Saints George
I stand corrected, I guess it was a crusade after all....Read on...Grammar Cop: Blindside
Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...SWF Seeks Oblivious WM
Monica Lewinsky is learning the hard way (pun intended) that going down on Heads of State can be hazardous to...Read on...Green Card Blues
The prevailing myth among those who have never experienced the U.S. Immigration & Naturalization Service first hand is that when you marry an American you are simply issued a Green Card and all is well. That's not exactly true.Read on...Grammar Cop: Glass Dismissed
Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...'Twas Forty Nights Before Christmas...
Lamenting a Holiday Season that begins right after the Holiday Season.Read on...Grammar Cop: Spell Check
Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...Memo Re: "The Reagans"
Selected items from the Moonves Memo regarding the reasons behind CBS cancelling "The Reagans": 'Kill 'em all and let God...Read on...Immigraffiti
On Election Day last week, I opined that we might be a little too accommodating of folks who didn't...Read on...Possible Closing Lines for a Defendant Who Has Chosen to Represent Himself
"My client professes his innocence. And when I look in the mirror and see his eyes, I just have to...Read on...Grammar Cop: Big Mistake
Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...Doctor Who?
Colleges that never existed and the people who've graduated from them.Read on...Grammar Cop: Fare-ly Stupid
Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...Eavesdropping, Part II
Conversations overheard on the streets of New York.Read on...Grammar Cop, Foreign Office
Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...Dear Cyclist Whom I Will Be Beating
I am not certain of the circumstances that will lead to you, the cyclist, being beaten by me, the pedestrian,...Read on...America, The Accommodating
I noticed this yesterday while voting. While I think it's important for folks to get out and vote, I...Read on...Grammar Cop Hits The Street
Banterist Deparment of Corrections.Read on...Nextel: Dumb.
Like many folks, I am annoyed by loud, one-sided mobile phone conversations conducted by individuals around me on sidewalks, in...Read on...Quite often funnier than Garfield.
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- A Business That Caters To Uncovered Wangs
- Grammar Cop: Steady Doesn't It
- The Headline That Wasn't - 05.27.2010
- The Limited Worldview of Cheap Cereal
- I Was In Vietnam Too: A True Story
- Grammar Cop: National Don't Move Show at Javits Center
- Somebody Saw Something, Said Something
- The Headline That Wasn't - 05.11.2010
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- Archie Hill on Helpful Tips For Actors
- Anonymous on The Cons of November
- David Foxdove on China Dispatch: Using the Squat Toilet
- manymopars on eBay: Playboy. In Braille.
- Malgosia on Report from Poland - Raport z Polski
- starringmoviesu on For Child Left Behind
- Anonymous on Outsourcing US Jobs Overseas: Good, Bad or Ugly?
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