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The Headline That Wasn't - 05.27.2010

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How about "Bad Korean Feud"?

Brian- I found this in the Straits Times. I thought you might be interested.

Reuters - Manpo North Korea
By Moonpoo Son

Exclusive to Reuters

The huge ship storm erupting over both North and South Korea is reaching volcanic proportions here in Manpo. Sources here advise that the terrible Korean feud is tearing the economic bowels out of the North Korean Economy. Our source reported that the North Korean Government is attempting to keep this under the blankets but they are about to blow off. Sources say that the Government cooked up this terrible ship storm feud to distract the citizens who are unable to find enough to eat. Citizens we spoke with said they would not be distracted. “No ship storm feud will satisfy us” they cried.

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