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Banterist: Home > February 2010 > February 3, 2010

Grammar Cop: Sad Little Happy Hour

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Defendant: Artepasta Restaurant, Greenwich Avenue, New York.

Count 1: Usage of an apostrophe in the commission of a plural noun.

Count 2: Usage of an apostrophe in the commission of a plural noun.

Count 3: Usage of an apostrophe in the commission of a plural noun.

Count 4: Usage of an apostrophe in the commission of a plural noun.

Report: Officer diverted his routine patrol and was headed towards the part of Greenwich Village known as "Little Britain" when the incident was noticed and recorded on a digital incident recording device. Officer believes the area to be rife with superfluous apostrophes and recommends that the area be patrolled more regularly.

Fine: $440 worth of liquor (well drinks only).


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And shouldn't everyday be two words? At this point, they may as well change Happy Hour to Happy Our.

Posted by: Adam | February 3, 2010 3:47 PM

Well, at least they didn't put an apostrophe in brands.

Posted by: Scott | February 4, 2010 7:55 PM

What does frozen beer even taste like?

Posted by: Patrick | February 5, 2010 12:34 PM

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