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How the Smart Grid is Different

Aware what the apostrophe is for and exactly when its use is called for.

Knows not to place all its capital in one mysterious hedge fund.

Can name the capitals of all fifty American states and eleven Canadian provinces.

Able to draw from a large pool of memorized quotes.

Speaks French fluently in the sense that it can speak French and not the American definition which means "I can say bonjour and mention the weather."

Defended itself before the Supreme Court and won!

Refuses to watch reality television programming.


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