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Banterist: Home > April 2009 > April 23, 2009

Grammar Cop: I Love You, Manifold

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Defendant: Unidentified male with regretful priorities in possession of a Ford Mustang.

Count 1: Comparative negligence, resulting in the use of what is mainly an adverb.

Count 2: Material support of grammatical malfeasance.

Count 3: Modifying an automobile with a grammatically defective device.

Report: Incident occurred in broad daylight in a residential area of Los Angeles. Officer Smeltzer of the California Hi Poor Speller Patrol (CHiPSP) spotted the incident and captured it via police camera (BlackBerry).

Fine: $188 and a one-year moratorium on expressing opinions on the back of a vehicle.


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Maybe the second line was supposed to say, "Then my girlfriend got out a box cutter and sliced the rest of this bumper sticker off."

Posted by: Angie B | April 23, 2009 9:51 AM

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