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Grammar Cop: Die, Zionist Orange!

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Defendant: Unnamed demonstrator representing the Religion of Peace.

Count 1: Misspelling in the first degree.

Count 2: Phonetic indecency.

Count 3: Grammatical malfeasance committed during incitement to murder.

Report: Defendant was demonstrating in New York, a vibrant and diverse city which unfortunately includes this guy.

Fine: $622 and steerage on the first steamship back to Karachi.

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Wow. Such strong feelings towards a breakfast staple... perhaps he is a cereal killer?

Posted by: vetinari | January 6, 2009 2:30 PM

Do you suppose that's Muhammed Spellcheck coming in from stage right?

Posted by: Joel | January 6, 2009 5:36 PM

Maybe he wants the death penalty for O.J. Simpson...?

Posted by: Alexander | January 6, 2009 8:23 PM

I wish i could draw cartoon talkie bubbles in this one. (Is there a word for that?)
The looks on their faces....

Posted by: Rumbleghost | January 6, 2009 11:15 PM

Works for me!

-B.

Posted by: Brian | January 7, 2009 8:09 AM

Die Manischewitz, die!

Posted by: Barry | January 7, 2009 5:05 PM

Just outside of the camera frame, there was another guy with a sign promoting "Whirled Peas!"

Posted by: Scott | January 7, 2009 6:14 PM

…that’s actually a well known slurring/mispronunciation of the word to show particular scorn and revulsion. I suspect it was accidental in this case, but the pronunciation is relevant and “correct.”

See also: Michael D’Abo’s performance of King Herod’s Song.

Posted by: Ashley | January 11, 2009 3:13 AM

A "Well known slurring/mispronunciation of the word" my ass. The guy doesn't know how to spell.

Posted by: LeFigaro | January 12, 2009 8:00 AM

Are we sure that isn't Borat?

Posted by: Fiona | January 23, 2009 2:49 PM

All the other fanatical muslim terrorists must be SO embarrassed right now.

Best case scenario, Arab hatred of the Jews has subsided - and delicious fruit-based beverages are they're new focus of hate. Just be glad you don't work for Minute Maid or Welsh's right now - they're stock must be TANKING big time!

Posted by: ross | January 24, 2009 1:17 PM

The Romans invented satire but muslims perfected it.

Posted by: Kevin | January 30, 2009 8:34 AM

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