Sign That Your Online Dating Service Caters To Desperate Types Posted on October 24, 2008 by Brian Sack Internet I am a ManWomanHuman being seeking a ManWomanHuman being in a 1001,00010,000 mile radius.
There is no submit button! How am I supposed to find the right (or any) human being for me?
Someone that desperate will find a mate. It won’t be a good mate, but then someone that desperate is not going to care about quality. Then the person will get a divorce three weeks later. Then find another mate. Wash, rinse, repeat.
I belong to an environmentalist dating site that allows you to select a dating radius of “one plug-in hybrid charge.”
I’m always depressed by those menus, because they never have what I’m looking for. Any pre-op transvestite women (with man parts) lesbians out there?
Hey, people in Wyoming need good lovin’ like the rest of us!
I can’t imagine traveling 100 miles for a date. Unless, of course, I was sure in advance that it was going to be a really good date. Well, maybe just an OK date.
The odds are good,
but the goods are odd!