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There is no submit button! How am I supposed to find the right (or any) human being for me?
Posted by: Alexander | October 25, 2008 2:16 PM
Someone that desperate will find a mate. It won't be a good mate, but then someone that desperate is not going to care about quality. Then the person will get a divorce three weeks later. Then find another mate. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Happily single | October 26, 2008 1:45 AM
I belong to an environmentalist dating site that allows you to select a dating radius of "one plug-in hybrid charge."
Posted by: lowlights | October 28, 2008 4:04 PM
I'm always depressed by those menus, because they never have what I'm looking for. Any pre-op transvestite women (with man parts) lesbians out there?
Posted by: Ashley | October 29, 2008 2:43 PM
Hey, people in Wyoming need good lovin' like the rest of us!
Posted by: eggsngrits | November 1, 2008 8:15 AM
I can't imagine traveling 100 miles for a date. Unless, of course, I was sure in advance that it was going to be a really good date. Well, maybe just an OK date.
Posted by: Joel Klebanoff | November 1, 2008 8:40 PM
The odds are good,
but the goods are odd!
Posted by: Jim | January 17, 2009 9:36 PM