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Banterist: Home > May 2008 > May 13, 2008

Grammar Cop: Go Speed Eraser, Go!

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Defendant: NASCAR arcade game developer.

Count 1: Vehicular homophone in the first degree.

Count 2: Distribution to minors.

Report: Officer was in a highly-trafficked area with his dependents, waiting for his partner to finish shopping when the grammatical malfeasance was spotted. Crime was apprehended and booked via combination video camera/mobile phone device. Officer was far more excited about the discovery than his partner was, which is par for the course.

Fine: $201 and a simulated driver education course.


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I'm appalled at the racy humor displayed in this post. You should be ashamed for attempting to drive traffic to your blog by using such coarse material.

Posted by: Angie B. | May 13, 2008 3:51 PM

Angie B: Ehhh... that's par for the course.

Posted by: Brad Zimmerman | May 14, 2008 6:07 AM

Par for the coarse?

Posted by: Josh | May 16, 2008 5:45 PM

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