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Wherein I Am Delicately Probed By Glenn Beck

Under heavy sniper fire, CNN Headline host Glenn Beck asks me questions about IN THE EVENT OF MY UNTIMELY DEMISE while I attempt to stay on message like a savvy politician.

It should be mentioned that the book has a delicious website and savory Facebook page.

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Please tell me that one of the chapters is titled "You Know that I Was Only on Glenn's Show to Pay for Your College Education, Right?"

Posted by: vetinari | April 1, 2008 2:44 PM

Glenn Beck is a douchebag.

Posted by: Zack | April 1, 2008 8:15 PM

I've never watched Glenn Beck before - good to know I'm not missing anything. That guy seems like a douche.

I did like the witty banter however, though I must say, Glenn's was more half-witty than anything.

Posted by: Ross | April 1, 2008 8:17 PM

Good interview (well, on your part).

I did not know the book was a paperback, or that thin. That's OK. Probably means it isn't too expensive... which means I'll buy it.

The only thing that isn't funny is rape (well... it usually isn't funny). Death can be extraordinarily funny. I think "Bradley was eaten by caryotes" is funny, too.

Glenn ends interviews better than you do -- no uncomfortable hugging. Although, I guess the whole interview was probably uncomfortable.

Will you ever be returning to Glenn's show? Either to promote the book, make fun of Glenn, or both? You haven't been on in months.

[ The book is actually hardcover - Glenn was holding an advance galley copy. I should be on next Thursday to taunt Glenn a wee bit. -B. ]

Posted by: Alexander | April 1, 2008 10:32 PM

Hmmmm. Not actually being present on your side of the pond, the only footage of the GB Show I get to see is via your youtube segments. However, would I be right in thinking Glen hails originally from Lithuania?

But seriously, he does do good irony. Have you been rubbing off on him? (In the Flann O'Brien/Third Policeman sense)

Posted by: Jodz | April 4, 2008 4:54 AM

I am uncomfortable with reading material that does not have its own MySpace.

Posted by: Mike Sauter | April 9, 2008 11:10 AM

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