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Consumer Reportage: Car Booster Seat and Restraint Comparison

For the purposes of this test we outfitted two cars. One car with the Graco TurboBooster car seat, the other with plastic restraints. To ensure the best possible uniformity in testing we used a pair of identical twins separated from their mother by eye-opening legal precedent.


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PORTABILITY

At only eight pounds, the Graco TurboBooster car seat is lightweight and fairly easy to carry, but even that is no match for the minimal weight and size of plastic restraints.


PROTECTION

The Graco TurboBooster routinely scores quite well in crash tests and its reinforced sides offer additional protection. Plastic restraints lack additional protection but are excellent at keeping children firmly in place if you use enough of them.

The TurboBooster complies with all Federal safety standards. Plastic restraints are not subject to the same standards, but are made from high-tensile nylon fibers.


INSTALLATION

The Graco TurboBooster incorporates the car's seatbelt. Installation involves nothing more than running the seatbelt through the Graco's belt cuff and across the child's shoulder.

Plastic restraints are a more involved installation, particularly if you have an active child who does not like to be physically attached to the car. Unlike traditional car seats, plastic restraints offer multiple options for creatively installing your child.


EXSTALLATION

The Graco TurboBooster is easily removed by unlocking the seatbelt and removing it from the belt cuff.

Plastic restraints can be removed with pruning shears.


GRACO TURBOBOOSTER

Pros: Price, brand reputation, general acceptance.
Cons: Cumbersome if you have septuplets.


PLASTIC RESTRAINTS

Pros: Cheapest option, portable, disposable.
Cons: Meddling parents will form advocacy groups.


CONSUMER REPORTAGE OPINION

The Graco TurboBooster is top of its class as far as traditional booster seats go, but there's no denying that plastic restraints offer their own benefits, especially with hyperactive children. In the end, what you use depends primarily on your travel plans and window tinting.


Next Week: A comprehensive review of toys that flame.


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And used on adults...I hear.

Is that the Flaming Hellspawn Rabbit? My daughter wants one of those for Easter.

I might add that Duct tape might be preferable to the plastic restraints. It's just as portable, reusable (assuming your child isn't too hairy), and comes with a handy roll dispenser. Duct tape is also a fine backseat noise management system as well.

I recommend having your rear seat re-upholstered with velcro and then installing your child into a velcro full body suit and velcro-covered helmet before setting. All teh pros of ties with none of the cons.

I wonder if you can get this linked to a Lithuanian website. I'd like to see what kind of "comment frenzy" that would invoke....

We opted for the Graco, because it has cup holders.

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