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Poland Dispatch: Unfortunate Products
The T.F.C. children's backpack is so roomy your child will be able empty the entire contents of his locker into it after he's been expelled.
Ironically, it brings folks together.
Let folks know VD is still in fashion. Even if it means going home, and dying, alone.
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Hello, Mr. Sack!
When are we going to play some FART together?
(In all seriousness I bet you wouldn't even have the slightest problem in selling those on Ebay, too...)
Czesc!!!
Posted by: max of the flesh | January 15, 2008 4:20 PM
Seeing "English" on products here in Krakow re-affirms my rule to never buy clothes featuring words in a language I don't understand.
Posted by: Brad Zimmerman | January 15, 2008 9:07 PM
Which VD causes Belt + Suspenders?
Posted by: Mike | January 15, 2008 9:32 PM
Those "English" products sold in Poland are probably designed by a marketing company in Singapore and manufactured in Ningbo, China.
Posted by: Michael Grant Smith | January 15, 2008 10:51 PM
After seeing FART, I realized that playing Scrabble in Polish would be tough with only two Ws and one Z.
Posted by: Chris | January 16, 2008 11:40 AM
The VD Fashion line is specifically designed to PREVENT the acquisition of VD. Nobody's going to get near you when you wear those!
Posted by: Nedra | January 16, 2008 4:32 PM
Man, it's a shame that these weren't posted before Christmas, or I could have gotten some TFC bags for my 11- and 13-year old cousins... turns out they're using "fucking" as every third word anyway these days, so appropriate.
Posted by: AJ | January 16, 2008 11:03 PM
Ooooh... the potential for mischief in foreign lands.
Imagine setting up a "souvenir" stand outside of an airport with bandpacks saying "Cocaine Courier" or "Drug Mule" in Malaysian or Taiwanese...
Posted by: vetinari | January 17, 2008 2:17 PM
In the Czech Republic they have been selling schoolbags that have the logo "S. hit"
Posted by: sum | January 21, 2008 5:21 AM