From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Dan Smith Will Teach You Edelweiss

dan_edelweiss.jpg


"Doth not his presence grace all doorways hither and yon? Shall not his unparal'ed finesse with flyering be prais'd?"
Shakespeare, Jus Holla, Act 2 Scene 3.
[PDF]



Trackback

You can ping this entry by using:
http://www.banterist.com/movabletype/mt-tb.cgi/522

Comments

Know you where thy right elbow lie?

Wow, Dan must be good if he's represented by Sean "Diddy" Combs' Bad Boy Entertainment.

How long can it be before you're selling that tank top or guitar on eBay?

Perhaps an email to whomever bought the leather pants?

Centered around? Ouch.
I would love to take lessons, but I think he might be doing time for the grammar violation.
Ah, hey, the ad still made me laugh.

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)



Your direct connection to Diddy.



ABOUT
INDEX
FAQ
FEED
TWITTER

Entries:

Comments:


By category:


Banterist is licensed under a Creative Commons License and is powered by Movable Type 4.32-en. The site is pretty because Nick Aster made it that way.

© 2003-2012 Brian Sack. All rights reserved.

television-clips.jpg

subscribe.jpg

Where've we been?
The New York Times • NPR • WBCN • Mancow • Fox & Friends • CBS Up To The Minute • The Jay Thomas Show • WJIM • WOCM • CW 11 • The Guardian • USA Today • Boing Boing • Daybreak USA • Fusion • New York Daily News • Canada National Post • KIRO • Radar • McSweeney's • The Independent • Glamour • MSNBC.com • FARK • Glenn Beck program • New York Post Page Six • BBC Radio • Gawker • Defamer • CNN.com • Cracked • New Zealand Herald • Irish Independent • Weekend America and other fine media outlets.


 


 Subscribe to Feed