I wore a Poland lapel pin in the hopes of luring Glenn into a discussion about the ridiculous Kaczynski twins who are currently running/embarrassing that country, but to no avail. He didn't notice. Instead we stuck to the material and as usual ran out of time.

After I finished my segment, a very attractive woman in a sexy dress said hello and took my seat. It is customary for me to get incredibly shy in the presence of very attractive women in sexy dresses, so I mumbled "hweh" and fled the room. I later learned this was a woman called "Obama Girl" who nearly everyone but me had heard of.

Hopefully they cleaned off the earpiece, or Obama Girl has Brian Wax in her aural canal.