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Glenn Beck Appearance 06/21/07
I wore a Poland lapel pin in the hopes of luring Glenn into a discussion about the ridiculous Kaczynski twins who are currently running/embarrassing that country, but to no avail. He didn't notice. Instead we stuck to the material and as usual ran out of time.
After I finished my segment, a very attractive woman in a sexy dress said hello and took my seat. It is customary for me to get incredibly shy in the presence of very attractive women in sexy dresses, so I mumbled "hweh" and fled the room. I later learned this was a woman called "Obama Girl" who nearly everyone but me had heard of.
Hopefully they cleaned off the earpiece, or Obama Girl has Brian Wax in her aural canal.
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Comments
You will attempt TO get Glenn to....
Posted by: bb | June 22, 2007 1:24 PM
Easily, one of the best Public Viewer segments ever!
Beck // Sack 08!
Posted by: Alexander | June 23, 2007 9:42 AM
Hilarious video-I love watching Public Viewer!
Posted by: magnolia | June 27, 2007 7:56 PM
Forget public viewer, we want Obama Girl! She's smokin' hot!!
Posted by: eggsngrits | June 29, 2007 10:27 PM