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Playmobil Re-Enactments: Anna Nicole & Baby Daddies

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"...investigators are probing the possibility of foul play." [NY Post]


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"The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father." [Breitbart]


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Rumor from out of Florida: The father of Smith's baby is her son, the one that just died. That's why she was fighting the paternity test. He and Anna couldn't handle it and over medicated themselves.

Heard that on the radio so it must be true.

Bastards. Her son was her pride and joy. Show somee respect scumbag.

The murder of her son was a new low for humanity. Poor white girl was
surrounded by jews - lawyers, porn barons, all people she trusted. One word
described her public life: Jewy. Fake, sleazy - Jewy, and now this Prince
dickbrain kike surfaces. Hustled away and killed for her money. It was no
more a sophisticated crime as that - killed for her money like a common
street robbery.
You can take the jew out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of
the jew. Stay away from the ghetto.

[ Welcome, Mel Gibson. -B. ]

My friend Pom Pom (not her real name) claims to have been the originator of that rumor. I don't know that I believe her, though. She owns a sandwich shop in Orlando and probably gets bored a lot.

Rumor from out of Florida: The father of Smith's baby is her son, the one that just died. That's why she was fighting the paternity test. He and Anna couldn't handle it and over medicated themselves.

Heard that on the radio so it must be true.

And now that I've read it on the Internet, it's a verified fact! I've got to update Wikipedia!

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