Defendant: Various students, Parson’s School of Design.
Count 1: Misdemeanor spelling.
Count 2: Misdemeanor spelling.
Count 3: Exposing every single restaurant patron in New York City to grammatical mischief.
Report: Officer was waiting for cheap sushi when the infraction was spotted on the ubiquitous New York City CHOKING VICTIM poster. Since being signed into law by Mayor Ed “How’m I doin’?” Koch in 1978, Local Law 43 has required the distribution of said poster with every restaurant license. The Fish & Lemon design was created by a coterie of Parsons students in 1997 with heavy emphasis on design and less on proofreading.
Fine: $1 per restaurant.
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
“Disloge,” perhaps to remove oneself or be removed from spectator seating designated as above orchestra, and sometimes mezzanine levels? If the latter, a synonym could be “eject.” Which is sort of close in meaning to “dislodge.”