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Ask A Talentless Mime
Were you pretending to poke someone in the stomach?
No. I was hoping to convey that I was in an elevator and pressing the button repeatedly, as if the elevator was not moving.
Why did you feign shaving your fist?
That was peeling a banana.
Your "walking against the wind" routine at the end was brilliant, how long did you practice that?
That was actually my exit. I lost several tendons when I tripped on a sickle.
Were you classically trained?
In Market Research, yes.
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Comments
I laughed so hard at this piece that I think I hurt myself. I think I know who this character study was based on--I work with him. ;o)
Posted by: Gandalfe | January 20, 2007 7:39 PM
Brilliant.
Posted by: Eileen | January 22, 2007 11:28 AM
If a tree fell on a mime in the forrest, would anyone care...?
Posted by: vetinari | January 23, 2007 3:55 PM