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Grammar Cop: Have It Our Way

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Defendant: Accent Fine Custom Homes

Count 1: Failure to employ correct word in the utilization of a common phrase.

Count 2: Rendering grammatical infraction permanent.

Count 3: Displaying grammatical infraction in a residential area.

Report: Officer Pool of the Texas Bureau of Spelling noted the infraction while on routine patrol in a Fort Worth neighborhood. Officer believes the failure of the lot to sell may be directly related to the perception among prospective buyers that construction options are terribly limited.

Fine: $180 in drywall.


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"utilization" - ugh.

Posted by: MuseinIN | November 27, 2006 2:34 PM

I have to say, this one is debatable. I mean, it is a real estate term, so it could easily just be, and likely is, a bad pun.

Posted by: Paul | November 27, 2006 4:07 PM

omg I live near here. tx is full of idiots that don't know jack crap. :)

Posted by: Jen da Purse Ho | November 28, 2006 1:31 AM

Debatable??? No way! Stop being forgiving to people who don't know what words mean!

Posted by: BobQuixote | November 28, 2006 9:31 AM

"We're Jealous?"

Did you mean "We're envious?"

[ What? -B. ]

Posted by: Tom Kirshbaum | November 28, 2006 7:54 PM

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