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Reporting From the World's Flashpoints

As a journalist, I have to be prepared to go wherever the story is. Unless the story is in Somalia. I'm definitely not going there.

When the Glenn Beck show said they were sending me to Fort Wayne, Indiana I didn't bat an eyelid or fear for my life - the story is more important. I simply asked them where Fort Wayne was and started walking. Fortunately they sent a car to pick me up and take me to plane place, where the giant flying birds are. I walked into the flying bird belly and a few hours later found myself in Fort Wayne.

I was tasked with researching Glenn's roots and spent a lot of time trying to see if he was a little Frenchish.

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Well done! (Tres Bon!)

I always find it interesting that people profess such vigorous opinions about people they don't know! "He's a warmonger!!" How would he really know? From the 15+ minutes of listening to his show before he elected for yet another thorough listen to Frampton Comes Alive? Because Glenn's been mentioned in negative light on the Al Franken radio program? Upon what does he base this absolute knowledge of Mr. Beck's agenda?

We may never know. Perhaps the 'Public Viewer' should investigate public opinion on Monsieur Beck, non?

Posted by: eggsngrits | June 29, 2006 10:30 PM

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