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Grammar Cop: Your Car's Been Repossessived
Defendant: Allstate Towing, NYC
Count 1: Failure to properly contract "you are" in the creation of a smug window decal.
Count 2: Rendering error adhesive so as to make it semi-permanent.
Count 3: Exposing general public to power trip-based smugness and grammatical indecency while relocating their vehicles.
Report: Officer spotted the vehicle and placed a call to nearby fellow officer, whose window and zoom lens offered the best opportunity for documenting the crime. Lack of a polarizing lens prevents you from seeing the man in the driver's seat. Just as well, as he was visibly over-Whoppered.
Fine: $130 and a Get Out Of Pound free card.
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Comments
Thank heaven that my world doesn't include those hideous red and yellow stripes on anything.
Posted by: eggsngrits
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May 26, 2006 5:22 PM
Does the Grammar P.D. have a Statistics Abuse Division ? There's no shortage of dubious action in the numbers racket.
Posted by: Frazer Nash | May 26, 2006 7:09 PM
There's a typo in this post. Count 2 is written, "... to as to make it..." It should read, "...so as to make it..."
[ I should stop letting Ecuadorians proofread my posts, but they're so much cheaper. -B. ]
Posted by: Tom | May 31, 2006 10:20 PM
Wow, the driver took that day off from the trailer park? How special.
Posted by: jcpeople | June 2, 2006 2:38 AM
The offending car owner could just order that tow truck off his premiseses!
Posted by: the kitchener bitch | June 20, 2006 8:09 AM