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Guilin Dispatch: A Four Hour Tour, a Four Hour Tour.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip.

That started in Guilin, China aboard their tourist ships.

The scenery was magical, mountains all around;

But after near-miss 34, I thought we'd crash and drown.

The natives paddled up to us, to sell their souvenirs;

They stood outside the windows. We pretended they weren't there.

We didn't eat much lunch that day, after we realized;

They made it on the ship's back deck... Not so sanitized. Not so sanitized.

Guilin is really gorgeous and the scenery's the best;

Though most vivid: The English guy who puked on the hostess.

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"That started in Guilin, China aboard their tourist ships."

Don't you mean their "tourmist" ships? I hope you at least had a three hour tour...

Posted by: Amanda | May 3, 2006 2:34 PM

Brian, it looks like your having a ton of fun in china , but lets see some pictures of you there, these are all pics of everyone else!

Posted by: saul Calzadilla | May 3, 2006 3:48 PM

*lol* after 3 or 4 near misses I can understand you worrying about crashing, but after 34 near misses wouldn't you start feeling somewhat indestructible?

Posted by: Rav`N | May 3, 2006 9:16 PM

lol, I just sang your lyrics in my head.

You so funny.

No chicken for you in Asia though.

Posted by: Melissa | May 3, 2006 9:59 PM

i can't see how anyone wouldn't be tempted to visit china after this entry. you had me with the previous one.

Posted by: Oreos | May 4, 2006 7:14 AM

Sherwood Schwartz' crack legal team is coming after you...

Posted by: stevie the k | May 5, 2006 5:39 PM

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