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China Dispatch: The Liv Tyler Store

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For all your Liv Tyler needs.


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Somehow I doubt it's all my Liv Tyler needs.

The registered trademark is a nice touch.

But how's the selection?

Can I get Liv in black, for instance? I need a conversation piece for my next dinner party.

Man, the export fee on those things must be a bitch.

Can I get Liv in black, for instance?

The store lets you change the color of your Liv free of charge. It's their "Liv and Let Dye" policy.

[ I would kill for a trombone/snare drum sound effect right now. -B. ]

I've learned to always keep one handy.

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