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Not Very Good Book Of The Month Club

JANUARY
How Jesus Makes Rainbows
Kansas Board of Education

FEBRUARY
Self-Published Ramblings of a Semi-Literate Recovering Alcoholic Who Praised His Own Book on Amazon
Edmund R.J. Phelps

MARCH
May I Fondle That For You?
James Lipton

APRIL
Rich Dad/Poor Dad's Guide To Just Making Theories Up
Robert T. Kiyosaki

MAY
Barbra Streisand's Angriest Faxes
F. Mellet

JUNE
Another Book with Questing Elves In It
David P. Morrison

JULY
The Seven Habits of the Five Highly Effective People You Meet In Heaven
Stephen Albom

AUGUST
Chopstick Better
Hu Lin Pang

SEPTEMBER
Trump: Trump On Trump
Donald Trump

OCTOBER
Consumer Reports Rates Bear Repellants
Various

NOVEMBER
The Truth About Santa
Michael Moore

DECEMBER
The Idiot's Guide To Books For Dummies
Various


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Well, you just rocked my day, so you've got that going for you if nothing else.

'Another Book About Questing Elves' Hahahahaha!

You couldn't work in a slam on Harry Potter? Something like 'Harry Potter and the Half-Drunk Dominatrix' or 'J.K. Rowling's Hairy Potter: The Inspirational True Story of Ceramics and Electrolysis'. You would come up with something much better, I'm sure...

Heh. July made me snicker.

How did you get my Christmas list?

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