JANUARY
How Jesus Makes Rainbows
Kansas Board of Education
FEBRUARY
Self-Published Ramblings of a Semi-Literate Recovering Alcoholic Who Praised His Own Book on Amazon
Edmund R.J. Phelps
MARCH
May I Fondle That For You?
James Lipton
APRIL
Rich Dad/Poor Dad’s Guide To Just Making Theories Up
Robert T. Kiyosaki
MAY
Barbra Streisand’s Angriest Faxes
F. Mellet
JUNE
Another Book with Questing Elves In It
David P. Morrison
JULY
The Seven Habits of the Five Highly Effective People You Meet In Heaven
Stephen Albom
AUGUST
Chopstick Better
Hu Lin Pang
SEPTEMBER
Trump: Trump On Trump
Donald Trump
OCTOBER
Consumer Reports Rates Bear Repellants
Various
NOVEMBER
The Truth About Santa
Michael Moore
DECEMBER
The Idiot’s Guide To Books For Dummies
Various
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
Well, you just rocked my day, so you’ve got that going for you if nothing else.
‘Another Book About Questing Elves’ Hahahahaha!
You couldn’t work in a slam on Harry Potter? Something like ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Drunk Dominatrix’ or ‘J.K. Rowling’s Hairy Potter: The Inspirational True Story of Ceramics and Electrolysis’. You would come up with something much better, I’m sure…
Heh. July made me snicker.
How did you get my Christmas list?