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Comments
Hmmmm. That's pretty good, but I want a t-shirt that says, "Deep Throat" cause then people will think I'm a slut.
Posted by: Amanda B. | October 6, 2005 3:43 PM
Amanda,
Send me your picture. I'll be the judge of that.
Posted by: Jason | October 9, 2005 10:11 PM
Love your work babycakes!
Where are all the leather pants in your store? eh?
Posted by: Daniel | October 11, 2005 3:32 AM
Brian,
Like countless others, I've developed a cyber-crush on you as a result of the leather pants thing. Now I see there's an abundance of material here for me to peruse during long and lonely hours before the computer screen. This has the potential of becoming a devastating crush of high-schoolesque proportions. You may want to consider having a link to http://www.spankthemachine.com Or you may not. There store is slightly less mediocre.
Kind regards,
Suzanne
Posted by: Suzanne | October 12, 2005 7:41 PM
Good lord, now I'm stalking you. Well, not really. I looked at an auction and then I went to your website. But I still feel creepy. Creepy, creepy, creepy.
Posted by: Meg | October 18, 2005 12:06 PM
"There store is slightly less mediocre". Suzanne, did you really type that? Tsk, tsk.
Posted by: Huw | October 21, 2005 1:11 PM
No, I did not mean to use "there" instead of their. Upon checking the comments to see if anyone noted my wit or probable good looks as a result of my profound comment, I immediately caught the mistake. I spelt mediocre right though, right?
Posted by: Suzanne | November 3, 2005 4:11 AM
Anonymous Source... Hmmm, that sounds kind of like a term they'd use in an STD testing clinic when one just can't remember "who da baby daddy" is, or which partner might've given one the clap...
Posted by: ely | November 14, 2005 5:48 AM