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Grammar Cop: A Bunn In Her Oven?
Defendant: Knocked-Up Nelly
Count 1: Misspelling a brand name, a misdemeanor.
Count 2: Distributing a spelling error via junk email.
Report: Officer was made aware of "Knocked-Up Nelly" via unsolicited commercial email (a.k.a. "spam"). The normal inclination to immediately assign the item to junk mail was interrupted by the horrific concept of pornography coupled with late-term pregnancy. Officer was then further appalled to discover the misspelled counterfeit clothing brand, which incidentally hails from Paris and not Milano as the skirt implies.
Fine: $218, and a perpetual restraining order against sending photos of pregnant women in three-ways.
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Comments
Slap another $50 fee for the fake pregnancy belly. First of all, no mother to be has such an even skin tone. Secondly, no woman in her 3rd trimester has !5 year-old girl breasts. File the offense under "Jus' plain wrong!!"
Posted by: yourpalerin | September 2, 2005 2:54 AM
please fine that crazy pregnancy conspiracy expert commenter above a week at the DQ's pay.
Posted by: spencer | September 2, 2005 10:55 AM
That is so ridiculous and disgusting and ... um ... could you forward that email to me? For ... uh ... research.
[It's not the pregnancy - it's my fetish for women with extraordinarily long arms]
Posted by: Rex Strother | September 7, 2005 3:12 PM
I keep expecting to see a little alien monster pop out of that belly...yikes!
Posted by: awest | October 5, 2005 6:23 PM
Fine the person who failed to proofread the attribution
"Posted in by Brain Sack." Posted in what? Tsk.
[ D'oh. Glitch. Fixed it. -B. ]
Posted by: Linda Gunter | October 7, 2005 2:46 PM