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Poland Dispatch: Oh, the Places We'd Like To Go!

Oh my gosh!
Check-in with haste.
The flight leaves soon.
No time to waste!

Poland-Frankfurt-JFK
With baby makes for a long day.
Can you check us in my friend?
Can you help us in the end?

I can not, I am afraid.
Can't send your bags to JFK.
You'll have to get them half-way through,
In Frankfurt, sorry, can't help you.

We can't do that, we'd miss our plane!
Frankfurt's airport is insane!
We've done it several times this way,
Please route the bags to JFK!

Sorry, sir, but I can not.
Thank you though, for flying Lot.

Every time we fly your planes,
something happens or rules change!
Just this once, with no delay,
route the bags to JFK!

Sorry, sir. Please don't stew.
There's nothing really I can do.
Frankfurt's where the bags will stop.
Thank you though, for flying Lot.

This is nonsense, I declare!
Is there someone senior here?
Our plane is waiting, just for us!
And baby starts to make a fuss!
We'll be traveling all day long.
Just route our bags, you're in the wrong.

I'm sorry sir. There is no way.
Can't send your bags to JFK.
Can't help you out in any way.
But here's the manager, okay?

My baby, sis-in-law and wife,
Need to board this waiting flight!
If we don't we'll miss our plane,
and miss the others - in a chain!
He won't check my bags straight through!
He won't help at all, can you?

Sure. Martin, route their bags to JFK.

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wonderful job Brian. I didn't know You can write like that ! Well done !

Posted by: piotrek | August 31, 2005 11:23 AM

When does this musical open? And will that funny Matthew Broderick play the role of "Brian"?

Posted by: Mike Sauter | August 31, 2005 8:59 PM

Yeah, Boy, fo sho, the story was crazy
You, airport service and two ladies
Also baby and someone else maybe
I'm not sure, I don't read fluently
Cause if you flight to Poland a lot
LOT and you fight like Kilkenny cats
And if you use polish LOT to often
LOT will be a nail in your coffin
The story is simple but has a message
If you want some you'd talk with manager
Cause only thing that frightens polish workers
Is boss that call ya ass to its office
Cause average polish boss is like a pimp
If you don't make money "you don't work here"
And Bro if you will be in NY soon
Please go to US Open tour
And take with you pad and pen
Andre Agassi should be somewhere
Ask him for a little autograph
He should do this, just like that
And if you have it, send it to me
My last rhyme word will be - PLEASE!!! ;)

Posted by: Arek | September 1, 2005 12:22 AM

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