For Radar Magazine, an original guide to stalking your favorite celebrity – for those of you who aren’t quite sure what you’re doing wrong.
Available in the September 2005 issue, or here.
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
Spare me from Tom Cruise!!! He’s (as Howard Stern pointed out) like a ventriloquist’s dummy. (spelling?) Every role he plays he is the SAME person!! He’s not even good looking!? WHY!?!?! WHY!?!?! Katie Holmes RUN!!!! Someone please talk sense into that poor girl! She’s brainwashed by that alien scientologist tom cruise. Oh God help us, now they’re pro-creating, too!!!!! HELP!!!!