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Spare me from Tom Cruise!!! He's (as Howard Stern pointed out) like a ventriloquist's dummy. (spelling?) Every role he plays he is the SAME person!! He's not even good looking!? WHY!?!?! WHY!?!?! Katie Holmes RUN!!!! Someone please talk sense into that poor girl! She's brainwashed by that alien scientologist tom cruise. Oh God help us, now they're pro-creating, too!!!!! HELP!!!!
Posted by: Emma | November 4, 2005 11:06 AM