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Grammar Cop: Justice Meted Out
Defendant: Unknown driver with window decals from SUNY Purchase and Smith College.
Count 1: Misdemeanor spelling.
Aggravating factor: Spider monkey could spell word correctly.
Report: While on routine patrol, officer was drawn to above infraction like a hot blonde to $14.95 pheromones purchased in the back pages of Maxim.
Fine: Whatever fine the traffic cop decided on as they don't pay attention to such signage, properly spelled or not.
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