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Message Threads From The Negligent Parent Forum
| How can I stop my baby from teething? |
| Where’s a good place to learn my kidren? |
| How do u prevent malnourishment? |
| Goats nipping newborn when he sleeps. Any suggs? |
| My 7 year old wanta go to school she ready? |
| WHAT FOODS ISN’T SOLID? |
| Baby cold. Cry. Frostbite? |
| Sleeping 38 hours solid and counting! |
| Trying to homeschool, but homeless. Solution? |
| bitch dont shut up |
| Baby dont got no teeth, bubblegum ok? |
| Homemade crib got splinters. Help!!!!!!!! |
| Baby allergic to poison ivy. |
| How much Ambien for a colicky 9 week old? |
| Lost him. Now what? |
| safest time to leave baby unattended |
| Cold out - sweater? |
| baby scared of screams |
| Posion Control open Sundays or should I wait? |
| diaper don't fit over pants |
| Baby seems selfish. |
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Comments
Unbelievable. Just proves that the wrong people are procreating.
Posted by: S.K. Waller | February 7, 2005 7:20 PM
Um, S.K. Waller, I don't think these are from an actual forum... this is, after all, a HUMOR site and no parent, no matter how negligent, would go to a "Negligent parent" message board.
Posted by: Wacky Hermit | February 8, 2005 3:06 PM
"Baby seems selfish."
Saved the best for last.
Posted by: Al Creed | February 8, 2005 5:10 PM
Oh, damn.. That's hillarious - even more hillarious than usual.
Thanks for the guffaw!
Posted by: Peggy Archer | February 9, 2005 4:06 AM
my 5 year old keeps burning dinner. new oven?
Posted by: liz | February 10, 2005 7:54 AM
My favourite is the one from S.K. Waller.
Posted by: Hausfrau007 | August 14, 2006 1:25 PM