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Message Threads From The Negligent Parent Forum

How can I stop my baby from teething?
Where’s a good place to learn my kidren?
How do u prevent malnourishment?
Goats nipping newborn when he sleeps. Any suggs?
My 7 year old wanta go to school she ready?
WHAT FOODS ISN’T SOLID?
Baby cold. Cry. Frostbite?
Sleeping 38 hours solid and counting!
Trying to homeschool, but homeless. Solution?
bitch dont shut up
Baby dont got no teeth, bubblegum ok?
Homemade crib got splinters. Help!!!!!!!!
Baby allergic to poison ivy.
How much Ambien for a colicky 9 week old?
Lost him. Now what?
safest time to leave baby unattended
Cold out - sweater?
baby scared of screams
Posion Control open Sundays or should I wait?
diaper don't fit over pants
Baby seems selfish.


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Unbelievable. Just proves that the wrong people are procreating.

Um, S.K. Waller, I don't think these are from an actual forum... this is, after all, a HUMOR site and no parent, no matter how negligent, would go to a "Negligent parent" message board.

"Baby seems selfish."

Saved the best for last.

Oh, damn.. That's hillarious - even more hillarious than usual.

Thanks for the guffaw!

my 5 year old keeps burning dinner. new oven?

My favourite is the one from S.K. Waller.

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