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Grammar Cop: Who's The Faiest Of Them All?

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Complaint: Omission of the "r" in "mirror"; having a typographical error in the name of a business; affixing a typographical error permanently to the side of a vehicle; not noticing this while entering and exiting the vehicle several times per day.

Defendant: Cesar.

Report: Defendant was standing near the rear of his vehicle, executing tasks associated with his line of work, when officer noticed the infraction during a routine patrol of the neighborhood. Officer, being cowardly, did not engage the defendant but instead covertly took a photograph of the transgression and fled on foot.

Fine: $77


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Complaint: Gross dereliction of duty by Grammar Cop in not noting that the fucking address says "22th St."

Fine: How about a drink - I'm dry over here.

Posted by: Eliot | July 9, 2004 1:47 PM


Nuts. Officer has been reprimanded for slackness.

Posted by: Brian | July 9, 2004 4:38 PM

Wow, that really is the most spelling errors I have ever seen on the outside of a car.

I would personally be extremely embarassed to be riding in that thing.

Also, if your schedule isn't to demanding, you can bounce on over to my blog, if you want. ;-)

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Posted by: Yolanea | July 10, 2004 10:05 PM

An exercise in linguistic snobbery.

Posted by: Oli | July 12, 2004 11:10 AM

22th street! ha!

Posted by: allie | November 29, 2005 1:13 PM

The one that always drives me crazy is when restrooms are labeled MENS or WOMENS instead of MEN'S or WOMEN'S. Oh, I get it, MENS must be plural for MEN! Dumb asses.

Posted by: Steve | May 2, 2006 9:53 AM

When the Chinese takeout on my street changed it's name to 'The Gourmet Wok' from 'The Gourment Wok' I stopped going.

Posted by: Ed | May 3, 2006 11:55 PM

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