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Grammar Cop: Who's The Faiest Of Them All?

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Complaint: Omission of the "r" in "mirror"; having a typographical error in the name of a business; affixing a typographical error permanently to the side of a vehicle; not noticing this while entering and exiting the vehicle several times per day.

Defendant: Cesar.

Report: Defendant was standing near the rear of his vehicle, executing tasks associated with his line of work, when officer noticed the infraction during a routine patrol of the neighborhood. Officer, being cowardly, did not engage the defendant but instead covertly took a photograph of the transgression and fled on foot.

Fine: $77


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Complaint: Gross dereliction of duty by Grammar Cop in not noting that the fucking address says "22th St."

Fine: How about a drink - I'm dry over here.


Nuts. Officer has been reprimanded for slackness.

Wow, that really is the most spelling errors I have ever seen on the outside of a car.

I would personally be extremely embarassed to be riding in that thing.

Also, if your schedule isn't to demanding, you can bounce on over to my blog, if you want. ;-)

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An exercise in linguistic snobbery.

22th street! ha!

The one that always drives me crazy is when restrooms are labeled MENS or WOMENS instead of MEN'S or WOMEN'S. Oh, I get it, MENS must be plural for MEN! Dumb asses.

When the Chinese takeout on my street changed it's name to 'The Gourmet Wok' from 'The Gourment Wok' I stopped going.

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