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Grammar Cop: Fromage narcissique?
Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling. Possession of self-centered Roquefort with intent to distribute.
Defendant: Cheese counter, Garden of Eden.
Report: Officer was again awaiting delivery of one pound of delicious Bacon Lover's Turkey when the offending cheese passed by in a cart going at a low rate of speed. When the cart came to a stop, officer approached the driver and requested permission to search the cart. The driver granted permission and the offending cheese was removed, photographed, and released on its own recognizance.
Fine: $75
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Comments
Perhaps it's a warning to customers that this cheese serves no purpose.
Posted by: Scott Biear | January 13, 2004 3:32 PM
the real crime here is that they're charging $18 a pound for this moldy varicose mess. and that someone is paying it. yeesh.
Posted by: jamie | January 13, 2004 5:39 PM
Had that been noticed, they could have been fined in pounds (Roquefort, not Sterling).
Posted by: Brian | January 14, 2004 9:50 AM
Maybe the cheese is just really fond of itself.
Posted by: John | January 14, 2004 2:12 PM
The only thing a hot cheese like that wants is fondue.
Posted by: az | January 14, 2004 9:11 PM
Well, it IS French cheese, after all.
Posted by: stevie | February 16, 2004 9:08 AM
Sacre Bleu-cheese!
Posted by: flw | January 14, 2005 4:02 PM