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Poland Dispatch: Car For Sale

1996 Polonez Caro
4-door, hatchback

Color: Darkish something
Engine: 4 cylinder, 65 Catpower
Transmission: 5 Speed Standard
106000 Kilometers
0-100Kph: Yes

Features:

In-floor ventilation holes
Automatically opening windows
Window Froster
Random door-locking (3 doors)
Keyless entry fourth door
Gaping AM/FM Radio Hole
Passenger-side seat belt
Ass-penetrating seat spring
Windshield & rear Windshield Streakers
Extremely loud analog clock
Security system (guaranteed not to be stolen)
Headlight
Magically opening glove box
Automatic Skidding System
Detachable fender and wheel well trim
Occasional Ka-tang noise
Spare parts under driver's seat
Disposable lighter

Asking price: 12 minute backrub, or best offer.

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Where is the vehicle located?

Posted by: Max | May 28, 2004 1:05 AM

>Thanks so much for your concern in this transaction.also i want
you
>to know that i'm o.k with the price.so i want you to know that i
>gave my client a call yesterday about the check to be issued and
send
>to you and he said he shall be sending the check to you but i told
>him to send you the check of $9,500 and all this is because i
want you
>to forward the excess fund to my shipping agent to which will come
>for the cater pick-up of the (1929 'A' Ford Closed Cab ) so i
want you to
please kindly
>make the funds send to them immediately you received the payment
>(check)so if you are o.k with this i want you to please kindly
reply
>this mail and gave me you full name,address and cell phone number
to
>which my client will be forwarding the check to..Hope to hear from
>you on time.
>regards
>PRINCE.....

Posted by: prince | October 12, 2004 11:03 AM

HELLO GOODDAY,
THIS IS MR EASON.
I SAW UR ADVERT ON NET THAT YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR (CAR) WHICH AM VERY INTERESTED IN IT AND WHICH I WILL LIKE TO KNOW THE LAST BOTTOM PRICE OF THE (CAR) AND THE RECENTLY CONDITION OF IT ALSO SO I WANT YOU TO GET BACK TO ME WITH FULL DESCRIBE ABOUT THE (CAR) AND THE (CAR) PICTURES ALSO NEEDED FOR ME. READ BELOW FOR INSTRUCTION ABOUT THE PAYMENT:
1) LAST BOTTOM PRICE NEEDED...........
2) RECENTLY CONDITION NEEDED..........
3) PICTURES NEEDED.........................
4) SELLERS ADDRESS.........................
5) SELLERS PHONE NUMBER..................
6)SELL PHONE..................
7) MY MODE OF PAYMENT IS THROUGH
CASHIERS CHECK DRAWN IN USA BANK...
ALL THIS NEEDED FOR MANY REASON SO I
WANT YOU TO GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
THANKS
REGARDS
MR EASON. .............

Posted by: EASON BENSEN | October 16, 2004 3:56 AM

i was to buy car

Posted by: jason | May 12, 2005 5:17 PM

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