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Grammar Cop: Blindside
Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of "Treatments"; Misspelling the name of your own business; Making your misspelling permanent by affixing it to the side of a vehicle.
Defendant: Horizon Window Treatments.
Report: Officer was in patrol vehicle (taxi) when defendant pulled alongside vehicle and proudly advertised his misspelled business.
Fine: $110
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