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Grammar Cop Hits The Street

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Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling "Cookiees", Misdemeanor spelling of Rice Krispie when proper product spelling is readily available on packaging.

Defendant: Taylor's Bakery

Report: Officer witnessed suspect sign after enjoying a delicious Italian hero and small coffee. No witnesses, but officer suspects it may have been the cute but tattoo-covered counter clerk.

Fine: $35


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At least they didn't use an apostrophe.


Posted by: Scott Biear | November 5, 2003 10:49 AM

Is an Italian hero a descendant of a Greek gyro? I don't travel much.

Posted by: JP | November 4, 2005 5:46 PM

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