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Events Historians Have Ignored With Good Reason

The Battle of Geddy Lee

The Frowning Upon of Sir Henry Cromwell of Hinchinbrook, 1588

Massacre of the Not-So-Innocents

Martin's Theory of Recently Printed Matter Drying Much Quicker When You Wave It Around

The Stiffing of Beer Hall Putsch Waitress Elga Bundsen, 1923

Plato's Treatise on Prawns

Invention of the Footprint

Ben O'Malley's Mastery of Darts, 1994

The Bitching of Rona, 1616

The Castigation of Thomas

First Poliolympic Games

The Night Ben Franklin Swore He Was Just Visiting A Friend On Elfreth's Alley But The Smell Of His Jacket Said Otherwise.

Drafting of the Constitution of McDaid Toyota, 1987

Warner Brothers' Theory of Antigravity Machines

The Eighth Charge of the Light Brigade

Birth of Gunfighter "Laid Back Bill" Geharty, 1852

First Draft of Krull, 1981

Party at Duke William's Place, Normandy, 1064

The Microwaving of One Entire Pound of Ground Beef at 3:30am Whilst the Others Slept

The Non-Eventful, Peaceful Reign of Emperor Qub of Atlantis

Discovery of the Dark near Pluto

Clara's Lamentations of The Washing Away of Adam's Pyramid When The Tide Came In

Turkish Comedyquake of 1893

Budapest's Terrible Rash of 1233

Execution of Libby D'Arc, 1438

Schlitzkrieg, Milwaukee, 1957


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