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Eavesdropping, Part I
"Bitch! They making me pay child support because you on motherfucking welfare, bitch!"
Tattooed gentleman, and daddy, in the middle of the sidewalk on 5th Avenue at 18th.
"No, not the Will Smith nigga, not that nigga, the other nigga... was in the movie with that bitch, the nigga bitch, uh..."
Someone the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. might be disappointed with.
"Well tell me then,where have you been while this was going on? Have you been shitting in the woods?"
A businessman using the not-so-familiar "shitting in the woods" analogy.
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Gentleman, huh?
Posted by: jenni | October 24, 2005 2:26 PM
Ummm, was the businessman talking to a bear? 'Cause the way I heard it, it has to be a bear... And the old joke alludes to a response regarding a stupid or self-evident query, sooo this person is off no matter how you spin it. Obviously upper management material.
Posted by: Sue | September 19, 2007 10:31 AM