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I Am A Corrupt Catholic Priest
In an ongoing effort to further tarnish the Catholic church, I appeared on ABC's All My Children as a corrupt priest yesterday.
I said "Mrs." before being stared into silence by a character named "Greenlee", who I assume is mean or conniving or something. I had to assume the "Ryan" character was also mean and conniving, as he hired a corrupt Catholic priest.
For the record, in real life everybody on the set is very nice. Just because one plays a corrupt Catholic priest does not make one corrupt, Catholic or a priest.
Amazingly, my brief appearance netted me emails from friends in Atlanta and Michigan.
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Comments
Yes, but were they corrupt Catholic Priests? And, if a priest becomes corrupt in a forest, does anyone tell God?
Posted by: Beantown Bwana | October 2, 2003 2:47 PM
Is that Greg Kennear standing next to you?
Posted by: Scott Biear | October 8, 2003 4:59 PM
You do a good work, keep it going
Posted by: Rosenberg Julia | December 10, 2003 11:32 PM
Please go to website and refer to articles from Washington Times Newspaper 5/27/04 and 5/28/04. I will send them to you if you e-mail me.
Wiltmo@aol.com
Former child prodigy organist fired for revealing to priest that I was sexually abused as a child in Catholic Church in suburbs of Washington DC
Posted by: Bill Moersen | June 10, 2004 12:06 PM