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AOL Chat With Stevie Wonder

MODERATOR: We’ll begin. All questions and responses are moderated, mind you! First question is from RuggaTug22.
RuggaTug22: OMG!
MODERATOR: Go ahead RugaTug22.
RugaTug22: First of all, let me just say that I am honored to chat with you! Your music has been so inspirational and a major part of my
STEVIE: dwf
RugaTug22: life for as long
STEVIE: weq23
RugaTug22: as I can remember. In fact, when I married my
STEVIE: awdfk sc dsadd
RugaTug22: wife
STEVIE: ZXqasd=oge\]p
STEVIE: x
RugaTug22: Uh??????
MODERATOR: Go ahead RugaTug22.
RugaTug22: When I married my wife, the song we chose to start the reception
STEVIE: krgqe
STEVIE: f
STEVIE: ;’
RugaTug22: ?????????????????????
MODERATOR: Hold on RugaTug22.
RugaTug22: What’s the deal?
MODERATOR: Hold on.
STEVIE: c, .v
MODERATOR: Hold on…
RugaTug22: ?
MODERATOR: I’m sending him an IM, hold on.
STEVIE: ,mm=
STEVIE:
STEVIE:
STEVIE has left the chat.
MODERATOR: We have Kevin Federline next week.
***THIS CHAT HAS BEEN TERMINATED BY THE MODERATOR***


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