Can’t keep a secret? Pull a Deep Throat of your very own and beat Judith Miller to the punch with the latest in current events couture from Banterist’s terribly mediocre online store.
The font? Times, of course.
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
Hmmmm. That’s pretty good, but I want a t-shirt that says, “Deep Throat” cause then people will think I’m a slut.
Amanda,
Send me your picture. I’ll be the judge of that.
Love your work babycakes!
Where are all the leather pants in your store? eh?
Brian,
Like countless others, I’ve developed a cyber-crush on you as a result of the leather pants thing. Now I see there’s an abundance of material here for me to peruse during long and lonely hours before the computer screen. This has the potential of becoming a devastating crush of high-schoolesque proportions. You may want to consider having a link to http://www.spankthemachine.com Or you may not. There store is slightly less mediocre.
Kind regards,
Suzanne
Good lord, now I’m stalking you. Well, not really. I looked at an auction and then I went to your website. But I still feel creepy. Creepy, creepy, creepy.
“There store is slightly less mediocre”. Suzanne, did you really type that? Tsk, tsk.
No, I did not mean to use “there” instead of their. Upon checking the comments to see if anyone noted my wit or probable good looks as a result of my profound comment, I immediately caught the mistake. I spelt mediocre right though, right?
Anonymous Source… Hmmm, that sounds kind of like a term they’d use in an STD testing clinic when one just can’t remember “who da baby daddy” is, or which partner might’ve given one the clap…